25 Babysitter Problems. #12 is Definitely the Worst.

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1. When you replace a longstanding favorite babysitter.

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2. Having to make awkward smalltalk while the other parent gets ready.

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3. And then dealing with this when the parents leave.

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4. Homework time is unreasonably stressful.

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5. And there are stickers…..EVERYWHERE.

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6. Dinner time is a colossal effort.

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7. But you also feed them chocolate by the kilo. And worry they’ll tell their parents.

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8. Play time means having to stoop to ridicule with games such as: master, servants and dungeons.

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9. It is beyond embarrassing to have a toddler criticize your clothing.

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10. Playing hide and seek and the kids are way too good. Panic. Should I call 911?

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11. Letting the kids play with your hair is pain like no other.

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12. All the close contact means you’re always at risk of contracting a really phleghmy cough because the kids have a permanent cold.

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13. But you have to give equal amounts of attention to the kids to avoid sibling rivalry.

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14. You constantly find yourself on all fours picking up micro pieces of toys lost in the carpet.

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15. There’s no such thing as personal space.

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16. To the point where you’ve changed your iPhone passcode way too many times.

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17. Bathtime makes you wish you hadn’t worn nice clothes.

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18. The kids start prodding and questioning various body parts.

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19. And sing interesting renditions of Disney songs.

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20. At the end they leave you presents in the toilet – for the love of god FLUSH.

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21. You’re expected to be a comedian for story time.

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22. And when the kids are in bed? Stealth snacking.

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23. When the parents come home tipsy and ask: “What do we owe you?” (even though you told them earlier)…you pull your “ohh whatever you want face” because you don’t want to be rude.

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24. And because they’re happily hammered you get more than your hourly rate.

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25. And then once you get home…

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